Other Stuff
Here are some more things you may enjoy.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much


Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup


Papa Claws: i just punned and i heard a loud sigh from the bathroom
Wandering Dreamer: lol
Wandering Dreamer: what was the pun?
Papa Claws: what's teh difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants
Papa Claws: one's a crusty bus station
Papa Claws: the other's a busty crustacean
Wandering Dreamer: *loud sigh from the general Tampa area*

hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween


intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me



Anonymous asked:
Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 


thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people


amazingxapple:

"Tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I’m not fucking scared of him," is still one of the best lines I have ever heard in all my years. 


tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’